10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine