10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave