10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright