10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow