10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.