10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Those eggs smell delicious!