10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!