10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water