10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fold and live to fold again
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant