10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Fold and live to fold again
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.