10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier