10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- It's Free To Fold...