10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.