10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Welcome to kicker school
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!