10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.