10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.