10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."