10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"