10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion