10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.