10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth