10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Fold and live to fold again
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --