10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.