10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Poker is for loners.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A