10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.