10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.