10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.