10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.