10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water