10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."