10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.