10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"