10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.