10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.