10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.