10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.