10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.