10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "No river, no fish."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..