10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo