10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"