10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)