10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."