10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Fold and live to fold again
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."