10 Random Poker Quotes

Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth