10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com