10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is for loners.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.