10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)