10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A