10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed