10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.